Translation Mixer.

Field Notes

Language. Chaos. Occasional insight.

This is the Translation Mixer blog — field notes from running a translation telephone game in production. We break down real translation chains hop by hop to find exactly where meaning fell apart, stress-test the “hardest” languages with repeatable experiments, and write up what seventy years of machine translation history looks like when you poke it with a stick. Every mangled sentence you’ll read here is real output from the mixer — nothing is invented, which is somehow what makes it funnier.

New posts land a few times a month. Start with a featured remix if you want the comedy, or the linguistics posts if you want to know why the comedy works.

August 21, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Words That Survive Translation Perfectly (and the Science of Why)

"OK" is called the most universal word on earth. It lasted five hops and came back as "show." We ran 78 words through five languages, then put the 46 survivors through ten more. Borrowed words beat basic vocabulary, and tea came home as a car.

linguistics
language
August 18, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

How to Say Gray in 52 Languages (and Why Half of Them Disagree About Colors)

Gray is the color of ash in at least eight unrelated language families. We collected the word in 52 languages, tested where blue ends and green begins, and watched a gray cat turn green at one identifiable hop.

linguistics
language
August 14, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

We Typed "idk tbh, hbu?" Into a Translator and It Came Back West Frisian

Google Translate knows what idk and imho mean. It just doesn't always know they're English. We ran 49 abbreviations through the mixer: 15 were detected as other languages, lol came back from Arabic as "Very funny," and one real word fixes almost all of it.

linguistics
language
humor
August 11, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Thunder Mug to Rizz: We Ran a Century of Slang Through a Translator

Old slang was supposed to survive and new slang was supposed to break. Both held up about equally. What actually decides it is whether the slang is one word or a metaphor, plus what a single hop does to y'all and ain't.

linguistics
language
humor
August 7, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Finnish and Hungarian Don't Break Translators. Everyone Assumes They Do.

Finnish has fifteen grammatical cases and finished 19th of 20 for translation damage. We tested the longest words in Finnish, Hungarian, and Turkish to find out why difficulty for learners is not difficulty for machines.

linguistics
language
August 4, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Why Machine Translation Still Struggles With Japanese

Japanese did more damage than any of the other 19 languages we tested. A guided autopsy: invented pronouns, deleted counters, and the most common polite phrase in the language failing to survive a round trip.

linguistics
language
August 1, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

We Round-Tripped One Paragraph Through 20 Languages. Here's the Damage Ranking.

One paragraph, 20 languages, one round trip each, scored for damage. Japanese won, Finnish placed 19th, and re-running the whole test on a second engine changed the ranking, which turned out to be the most useful result.

linguistics
language
July 20, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Famous Mistranslations in History, Recreated

Mokusatsu, 'We will bury you,' the $71M word, Moses' horns — we reran history's most famous translation disasters through modern machine translation. Five of eight still fail.

history
humor
July 16, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Gaming's Greatest Mistranslation, Rerun in 2026

What was Zero Wing's script actually trying to say? We ran the original Japanese through modern machine translation (a perfect sweep), sorted gaming's Engrish pantheon by honesty, and fed the meme itself back into the mixer. It came back as gardening.

history
humor
July 10, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

How to Play the Google Translate Telephone Game (With or Without Friends)

Rules for the Google Translate telephone game three ways: the classic solo copy-paste method, the party version with scoring and a printable kit, and the one-click version.

humor
behind the scenes
July 7, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Translation Telephone: 25 Sentences That Fell Apart Spectacularly

25 real translation telephone chains and their wreckage: proverbs inverted, movie quotes deflated, and the time 'I'll be back' came home as a clergyman named Father Goshen.

featured remix
humor
June 7, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Google Translate API Rate Limits Explained (and the "User Rate Limit Exceeded" Error)

What the userRateLimitExceeded and 429 errors mean, Google's character-based quota tiers, backoff code that actually works — and the $6 overnight bill that taught us to count characters, not requests.

behind the scenes
technology
May 26, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

The Translation Telephone Game: How a Schoolyard Classic Grew Up

The telephone game is called something different in every country — Stille Post, téléphone arabe, kulaktan kulağa. Here's how the schoolyard classic grew up into Translation Mixer.

behind the scenes
history
May 11, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

How a Rat Became Mosquitoes: Tracing a Translation Chain Gone Wrong

A Smashing Pumpkins lyric sent through ten languages — Twi, Hunsrik, Krio, Quechua, and more — came back as mosquitoes. We ran it four times. Here's exactly where the rat disappeared.

featured remix
April 22, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Loanwords: 30 Words English Stole From Other Languages

From schadenfreude to shampoo, 30 words English borrowed and never gave back — plus what happens when you stuff them all in one sentence and run it through a five-language translation chain.

linguistics
language
April 18, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Life in Your Years: Commas Save Lives. They Also Save Quotes.

One missing period turned a Lincoln quote into a contradiction. How punctuation (or the lack of it) breaks translation chains in unexpected ways.

linguistics
language
April 8, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Shakespeare: True or False?

'To be or not to be, that is the question' — sent through 5 languages — came back as 'True or false, what's the problem?' Here's why.

linguistics
featured remix
humor
March 26, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

What's the Hardest Language to Translate? (We Tested Them All)

We round-tripped the same sentence through Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, Finnish, and Hungarian — three times each — and ranked the damage. The winner isn't the language you'd guess.

linguistics
language
March 9, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

The Duck Song in 5 Languages — Google Translate Telephone Edition

We ran Bryant Oden's Duck Song through Acehnese, Dutch, Acholi, Belarusian, and Arabic — the full lyrics, verse by verse. The duck still wants grapes. Mostly.

featured remix
humor
March 4, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

How Translation Mixer Was Born: A Pandemic Story

How Translation Mixer started: a pandemic, two laughing kids, and a chain of Google Translate tabs that produced something inexplicably funny.

story
behind the scenes
March 4, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

The History of Machine Translation: From Cold War Spies to Neural Networks

The history of machine translation in one wild arc: a staged 1954 Cold War demo, the funding winter that followed, the statistical comeback, and the 2016 neural leap — with a timeline of all eight turning points.

history
technology
March 1, 2026 · Jeremy Lemley

Why Machine Translation Humor Works

Why do translations get funny? The real linguistics behind it: incongruity theory, compounding drift, and why the machine's mistakes are funnier because they aren't mistakes at all.

linguistics
humor